First day of high school. You're scared, you're intimidated, you feel like you're gonna piss your pants.
Naturally, you're going to try your hardest to look the best you can possibly look at the awkward age of 14.
In my head, that meant braiding the shit out of my hair, sleeping with those braids in so I toss and turn on them and make them look their absolute BEST. The next morning, why not add some volume? Pull out the Crimper
(see crimper here... circa 1990) [side note: if lucky enough you may have had Conair's crimper that was also a pop off straightener, curling iron, and hair-twist-former..... I was one of those lucky gals]
Then, if you're feeling it. Add some hairspray so you're sure not to lose any of that volume before lunch time on your first day. Grade 9 is tough. More volume = More friends!!
Lastly, just to validate how amazing you look and feel. Grab the following, a too tight t-shirt, your terrified cat, and lastly a camera. I sure as hell didn't want to pass up a photo op where I look this fresh.
Now if you're me and this is your first day of grade 9.. you are so satisfied with your look and ready to take on the high school world.
That is, maybe 'till you're struttin' the hallways and a grade 12 football player says "Holy SHIT did you see that girls hair???"


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